in a state of shock i've got one heart and it hurts like hell

happy april fools lol my prank is making u think i actually care

fuck you you get a fedora

posted 5 months ago with 1 note

M’HAT

posted 5 months ago with 1 note

ledastraylennon asked: ""Michael Philip Jagger.""

ledastraylennon:

thisismichaeljagger:

"John…fuckin’ Lennon."

"You’ve got the fuckin’ part down pat, Jagger," he smirks. "How’re ya, mate?"

He rose his eyebrows, showing a slight smile to the Beatle. “I’m fine, I’m fine…” He spoke almost inwardly to himself, his hand rubbed the back of his neck. “N’ you, Lennon?”


ledastraylennon asked: ""Michael Philip Jagger.""

"John…fuckin’ Lennon."

posted 6 months ago with 3 notes


@Micky

imjoanjett:

thisismichaeljagger:

imjoanjett:

I’ve been lonely. *pouts* Where ya been?

Mn. Sorry about that. I’ve been…around.

*raises an eyebrow* Yeah, sure. *shakes my head* Well what matters is that you’re here now. *smiles cutely*

"Just for you." He displayed a smirk, his arms snaked around her from behind. He pressed his lips against her cheek, providing her with a few pecks.

posted 6 months ago via imjoanjett with 13 notes

@Micky

imjoanjett:

I’ve been lonely. *pouts* Where ya been?

Mn. Sorry about that. I’ve been…around.

posted 6 months ago via imjoanjett with 13 notes

@Micky

imjoanjett:

thisismichaeljagger:

imjoanjett:

thisismichaeljagger:

imjoanjett:

-blows kisses from the distance-
——————————-
*blushes*

-eyebrow wiggling-

-awkward winking-

Teeheehee *flutters my eyelashes* C’mere Micky.

….-glomps her up in his arms- Hi.

*kisses your nose and smiles* Hiya.

Hello, cutie. -he nuzzles up his nose with hers, giving her lips a light peck-

posted 6 months ago via imjoanjett with 13 notes

Anonymous asked: "I wrote a song it's goes like this. Mick I love your dick."

thank you my dick is blushing

posted 6 months ago with 1 note


itsstellamccartney asked: "hello mick jagger ok so i rlly like fucking w/ my dad and he h8s u so i was wondering if u could like pretend to marry me 2 piss him off it would be amazing"

i’m mentally married to joan but i’m sure i can make it work

posted 6 months ago with 1 note

@Micky

imjoanjett:

thisismichaeljagger:

imjoanjett:

-blows kisses from the distance-
——————————-
*blushes*

-eyebrow wiggling-

-awkward winking-

Teeheehee *flutters my eyelashes* C’mere Micky.

….-glomps her up in his arms- Hi.

posted 6 months ago via imjoanjett with 13 notes

itspennymccartney:

my sister got it on with mick jagger this is such a good day!!!!!!


thefiercestlittleredhead:

thisismichaeljagger:

thefiercestlittleredhead:

thisismichaeljagger:

thefiercestlittleredhead:

michael p is back does this mean i can punch him again

i wish you would

wait so u like enjoy being punched is that like a fetish of urs mick thats not good

i….well….you’re a nerd

u dumb fuck i know that y would u enjoy being punched that makes u an even bigger nerd goddammit mick

i might have a weird fetish but i can still fuck your bitch


thefiercestlittleredhead:

thisismichaeljagger:

thefiercestlittleredhead:

michael p is back does this mean i can punch him again

i wish you would

wait so u like enjoy being punched is that like a fetish of urs mick thats not good

i….well….you’re a nerd